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me: i’m stressed
someone: don’t be stressed
me:
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Third base is having a panic attack in front of your boyfriend for the first time
(Source: flowerinaflame, via highheeledwearingfeminist)
*customers walk in*
Me: God get a fucking life and stay out of my business
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my life lol(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)
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why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body
thats people on pills nowadays lolI honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved my hair
One time in college, I had a fight with my boyfriend and was sitting outside crying, and a drunk girl came over and gave me a leaf to make me feel better.
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